#i have to be mean to wilson
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while my wax wing wilson/icarus house is marinating in my brain, i am thiking about! a house/tma crossover!! idk how much these fandoms overlap but its fiiine im doing this for myself
i just think it’d be cool ok. like, these guys work in a hospital! there are so many options for fear-touched patients!!! some of the patients are avatars, some of them have just had encounters. most of them are in this in-between space, where they’re not avatars, but not not avatars; they’re still a little human, but at the same time, they’re not human anymore.
anyway, there’s gonna be a corruption patient. whether that be mold or worms/maggots, or whatever, it’s corruption. they’re at a hospital. it’s gross. i think one of the doctors/nurses would get marked.
so. yeah. corruption patient. but what about, oh i dunno, a buried patient? they have water in their lungs, and no matter what procedures used to get said water out, it comes back. they are always drowning, and there is nothing that can be done. strangely enough, the patient doesn’t seem to be in any pain.
a dark patient, who is effectively blind, despite nothing being wrong with their eyes. a flesh patient with way too many bones. an eye patient who is basically another Albrect Von Closen, they do scans or x-rays or wtv, and they find “tumors” and go to do surgery; surprise! all they find are eyes, all over his organs, bones, etc.
a desolation patient, which i have vague lore planned out for, and has become an oc. i will maybe make a post abt them later.
there’s just! so many options!!!
EDIT: look at the tags teehee :3
#the magnus archives#house md#malpractice md#hatecrimes md#the corruption#tw bug mention#tw maggots#just a mention but still#a Lonely cancer patient who has refused treatment#because they aren’t getting better#nothing is working#so they request to go home. they want to be comfortable.#there are mandated nurses sent to check on them every few hours.#one of those times the doors are locked. nobody answers. there is a weird fog coming from inside the house and it is cold#and nobody. can get. inside.#they are able to get in eventually. but the patient is lost.#what that means is up to you.#i have to be mean to wilson#cant give house all the interesting ones can i?#tw eyes#tw scopophobia#the eye#the lonely#james wilson#gregory house#dr house#the ducklings
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#genuinely what the fuck was that#i mean good for them#but making out would have been less gay#the honda odyssey scene#deadpool 3#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#wolverine#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#honda odyssey
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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Okay but this Logan and this Wade
And also this Logan and this Wade
As well as this Logan and this Wade
And then this Logan and this Wade
And then this Logan and this Wade
#pardon me don’t mind the brain rot#I know they’re all the same fucking people but i mean it makes sense right????#can we just have them in every genre?#31 flavors of Wade and Logan#from controversially young gf to enemies to lovers to whumpy old man yaoi#poolverine#deadpool x wolverine#logan howlett#wolverine#loganpool#deadclaws#wade wilson#deadpool#wolverpool#deadpool and wolverine#loganade
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if buddie becomes canon 911 will be the first show with banger after banger after banger after banger of main ships.
athena and bobby? unmatched. immaculate.
hen and karen? magnificent.
chimney and maddie? perfection.
buck and eddie? flawless.
#911 abc#eddie diaz#evan buckley#bobby nash#athena grant nash#hen wilson#karen wilson#chimney han#maddie buckley#buddie#buck x eddie#op#pfft i said if buddie becomes canon#i mean when they become canon#another thing they’ll have going for them are all the bad ship names#except madney#madney is the only ship name that’s a bop#but like bathena henren buddie???#they need work
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i think im having a stroke
#what is happening. what am i watching. where am i#anyway i am mostly incoherent but i have. a thought or two#this man is so repressed that he skipped right over the part where a guy can't handle any suggestion that he might be gay#instead our boy gregory is getting ahead of everyone (including and especially himself)#by joking about being gay and specifically about being in love with wilson#because hey! that must mean he couldn't possibly be repressed :)#he's just that secure in his straightness :)#...#...yeah#house md#hilson#house season 2#the mistake#op
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Send the info b!tch (affectionately). I want in!
#googles where to adopt a Hugh jackman locally#TRAINED IN OTHER WAYS?!! MR HUGE WHY WHY WHY#does this mean I have to travel to Australia like do I have to get his shots or something…hopefully he's in Hoboken or LA uhhh decisions#BRAIN ROT#Hugh Jackman#ryan reynolds#deadpool wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#deadpool 3#poolverine#/s
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house md is wild because house tells wilson that he’ll sacrifice many things but never himself and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he
#also like. this is the guy who said that 'people dont change' for the majority of his life and then when wilson is dying hes like 'i can cha#nge' its that he doesn't talk about his feelings and he cannot bear to show weakness until it seems that he is losing wilson and then#he will literally say anything to keep him its that he is shown repeatedly to be a vicodin addict and that hes destroyed relationships over#his pain and his need for vicodin but he'll give wilson his own pills and go without to make sure wilson has enough meds its that he is#old and cynical and his beliefs about humanity have been written in stone and his walls are topped with turrets and barbed wire but the gate#s fucking open for wilson time and again and wilson is the exception to the rules time and again its. so fucked up#wilson is quite literally his anchor in humanity wilson is his achilles heel wilson is his entire support system the foundations of gregory#house's life have been built around one james evan wilson from the moment he saw that twink throw a bottle into a mirror. am i making sense#here. do these words mean anything#house#wilson#hilson#house md#hatecrimes md#house is a very very carefully constructed facade and wilson is a fucking sledgehammer.
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Logan: *walking into Wade's room late one night* Hey Wade-
*stops and stares*
Logan: -why the fuck do you have three diffent videos playing at once?
Wade: *looking up from his laptop* Well, I was just about to try to get some sleep, honeybadger.
Logan: That doesnt explain why you have three sounds going on at once.
Wade: Well, this one is nighttime skyrim music, this one is a box fan in a shower, and this one is asmr of a really boring topic!
Logan: *stares* And this is how you get to sleep?
Wade: Yeah, it's the only thing that works. *shrugs*
Logan: Bub, we gotta get you tested for ADHD.
#you can all decide amongst yourselves why logan walked into wades room late at night#by the way this is just because this is exactly what i do to get to sleep at night and i have the diagnosed ah duh ha duh#i mean i kept the videos the same for wade and everything because i know he loves skyrim - its just so good. and if you have trouble gettin#sleep i recomend you try multiple calming things playing at once and ajust the volumes till its perfect or somthing - idk it helped my inso#nia#logan#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#deadpool and wolverine#deadclaws#deadpool 3#wade#wade wilson#wolverine x deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#logan howlett x wade wilson#wade wilson x logan howlett#did wade get his sleep? ����
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I drew this on break bc I couldn’t get it out of my head
#dndads spoilers#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads s2#lincoln li wilson#scary marlowe#normal oak swallows garcia#taylor swift dndads#like he was there when they drew on the mark?? and he immediately forgot#this episode was so silly I’ll prob draw more moments from it it was too good#after this ep I’ve seen some people wonder if this technically means Link is white passing but#I hc Marco being mixed and having darker skin so I am ignoring canon implications and just saying that helped pass baby Link as theirs lol#my artwork
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spanish dub this, french dub that
why is no one talking about the fact that in polish dub Wade on their first meeting straight up asks him out for a date?
#i dont remember if it happens anywhere in og but im pretty sure it doesnt#his exact words could be translated to “hey sweetheart I'm inviting you on a date. and I mean right now”#he also instead “common in wolverines after 40” says “its common during menopause” not even half minute later#i dont have acces to the full thing rn but when i do ill watch it if only to catch all things theyve added#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#deadclaws#edit: im gonna be honest i didnt wanna watch the dub cause they changed wades va and quips from one trailer i watched were awfuly executed#but somone generously gave me a link to the og film with subs based on dub so i wont have to go trough it fully!#it may take away from some nuances like tone of voice or intonation but if i do watch the full dub then ill just add them
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Deadpoolcore
#any 200yo mutant named wolverine trynna get me into his white van with sweets best believe im giving sugar in return#i mean like ill fuck him btw. imma have that van rocking so hard he gonna need to replace both his hips and wheels.#marvel#deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#wolverine x deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#wade x logan#logan x wade#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#gay#lgbt#lgbtq#honda odyssey#shawn levy
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do y’all think logan and wade will eventually meet thor and wade will absolutely fangirl over him. and logan would remember him mumbling about thor in his sleep while they were tied up in the void. and while wade fangirls it becomes clear that The Wolverine isn’t the only hero he’s excited to finally know. do u think logan would get a bit standoffish with thor and wade would hit him with the “if i didn’t know any better i’d think you were jealous, peanut ;)”
#thor goes for a handshake and logan grabs his hand just a little too hard so he’s like ‘wow what a strong grip u have my friend! ^-^’#like i’m assuming they’re idiots and haven’t worked their shit out by the time they meet thor#so all that flirting wade always directs at logan would end up getting directed at thor#because i mean. it’s thor. and who is wade wilson if he isn’t flirting with sexy men he just met#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#wade wilson#deadpool#logan#wolverine#i’m just. thinkin thoughts and whatnot
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jason todd is much like a typical dad in the sense he will share something extremely outrageous that had happened to him/he did out of nowhere and will never speak of it ever again no matter how many times he’s asked to elaborate.
#batman#jason todd#jason peter todd#jason wayne#jason peter todd wayne#jason todd wayne#the rest of the batfam: what do you mean you digged yourself out of your grave?#do you think they know about his birth mom selling him out to the joker?#jason todd was never the angry robin#most of the time it happens by accident but sometimes jason will say something just to stir the pot#jason todd is the biggest instigator alive and i stand by it#batfamily#batfam#batfamily shenanigans#just wait until they find out he’s dated slade wilson’s daughter because i think dck especially would be appalled by that one#dick grayson is so done#jason todd is one a one-man mission to stress everyone out#i don’t think they know about the all-caste either or about jason’s magic swords either#the rest of the batfam: what do you mean you have up your most treasured memory?#everything i learn about this man is wild#they call up zatanna or constatine for help one time and they’re like “’why don’t you ask hood for help?’ and the batfam collectively goes 🤯#jason is the main reason why bruce has so much gray hair#jason goes from being this normal kid to being super overpowered within the span of 3-5 years and i love that for him#jason is the family cryptid#jason will share something about his past thinking nothing of it while everyone who’s listening to him talk is staring at him in horror#i don’t think anyone knows that jason has gone to heaven when he died#though jason’s memory isn’t quite reliable until he’s dunked in a lazarus pit#jason todd shenanigans#jason was never the angry robin
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What do you guys think of my designs for Billie Holiday, Spooky Middleton, Davis Lee-Jackson and Reggie "Regular" Pine
#btw dont be up my butt about the dark skin looking gray bc thats the point. theres a monochromatic filter bc it felt more old timey#oh scary. i mean spooky. look at her she looks like my grandmother#am i supposed to tag this with the original teens lolll i have no clue. sure why not#mispelled draws#misp draws#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads fanart#the peachyville horror#dndads season 3#peachyville#spooky middleton#davis lee jackson#reggie pine#billie holiday not that one#taylor swift not that one#taylor swift dndads#scary marlowe#lincoln li wilson#normal oak#normal oak swallows garcia#this was acrually really fun to draw. i wasnt expecting it to be bc clothes hard but i really enjoyed
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of course it did 😭💖 (x)
#mobius#loki#hunter b-15#hunter x-5#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#LOVE OF MY LIFE and yes i mean owen yes i mean mobius :')))#i KNEW that was all him and thank god we finally got some confirmation bc it's been killing me not hearing about his additions#for the record my top guess in ep 1 is 'what's the quality of life with no skin?' oh you just know that came from his mind lol#we're so lucky to have him transform mobius into the character of all time#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#wunmi mosaku#rafael casal#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs
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